Monday, November 22, 2010
Life of a Non-Veg Teenager
NocturnalLife
PartyAllNights \m/
Smokex
Booze
LoveLustBoredom :3
Sex ^.^
BreakingRules 8)
GettingCaught =[
GettingYourAssRipped >.<
TooIntelligenttostudy =P
ScrewingStudies -.-
LateNightPhoneTalks xDD
PlayingAroundWidGals/Guys =|
WastingTime =/
Teenager Poem:
No one told you,
Then when you would turn thirteen,
That you would suddenly do your make-up,
And do girly things.
And you would no longer like baseball,
But rather going shopping for shoes,
And going to the mall,
To look at boys and what they do.
No one told you,
That when you would add one more year,
You would start to change,
And your life you would begin to steer.
And you would get your first real boy,
And obsess over him for a week,
And then he treats you like a toy,
And then you would find he is not what you seek.
No one told you,
That when you would turn fifteen,
Make-up would not be all that important,
And you would not much like girly things.
And once again you would like sports,
But did not quite obsess over shoes,
And you would have a crush on a dork,
But you would not be sure what to do.
No one told you,
That when you would add another year,
You would think sexy is a fashion,
And that boy you had liked is now a queer.
And that queer is your best friend,
And he would take you shopping for shoes,
But you would rather get a job,
And start becoming something new.
No one told you,
That when you would turn seventeen,
You would realize sixteen is so far away,
And feel stuck in between.
You would have your job and your best friend,
And all the shoes you ever could want,
But it would not seem like enough,
And your body you would not really flaunt.
No one told you,
That when another year would go by,
That you would still feel like a teenager,
And you would not know what to do with your life.
High school would finally be over,
And yet you would miss it so much,
Your best friend would have moved away,
And you would feel like you have lost your touch.
No one told you,
That when you would turn nineteen,
You would be shopping for furniture,
For your best friend that had moved away.
And that he would come back into town,
Deciding he was not gay,
And wanted you to be down,
For getting married one day.
No one told you,
That when life gets a little uncontrollable ,
The most unexpected happens,
And you would find it unavoidable.
No one told you,
And I am sure you are thinking that I am right,
That when you were a teenager,
You felt like life was so “tight!”
And other times it was not so great,
Even when you partied ‘til you yacked,
And when you lost your virginity,
It was with the guy that did not want you back.
And when you did drugs for the first time,
You snuck out of your house,
And fell asleep after the high,
And your parents found out.
No one told you,
All those things you thought you would never do,
And all those things they say you would not,
Even though you thought you ought to.
No one told you,
About the tears that you would cry,
And the times you would laugh so hard,
That you would pee yourself and lie.
And all the classes you would skip,
To get things you did not need,
And that you would drive your car into a ditch,
Man, don't you wish you had not done it?
But if you had not,
You would not be who you are,
And you are happy they did not tell you,
And you are happy your wish on a star,
Did not come true.
All because no one told you.
\,,/ xx
PartyAllNights \m/
Smokex
Booze
LoveLustBoredom :3
Sex ^.^
BreakingRules 8)
GettingCaught =[
GettingYourAssRipped >.<
TooIntelligenttostudy =P
ScrewingStudies -.-
LateNightPhoneTalks xDD
PlayingAroundWidGals/Guys =|
WastingTime =/
Teenager Poem:
No one told you,
Then when you would turn thirteen,
That you would suddenly do your make-up,
And do girly things.
And you would no longer like baseball,
But rather going shopping for shoes,
And going to the mall,
To look at boys and what they do.
No one told you,
That when you would add one more year,
You would start to change,
And your life you would begin to steer.
And you would get your first real boy,
And obsess over him for a week,
And then he treats you like a toy,
And then you would find he is not what you seek.
No one told you,
That when you would turn fifteen,
Make-up would not be all that important,
And you would not much like girly things.
And once again you would like sports,
But did not quite obsess over shoes,
And you would have a crush on a dork,
But you would not be sure what to do.
No one told you,
That when you would add another year,
You would think sexy is a fashion,
And that boy you had liked is now a queer.
And that queer is your best friend,
And he would take you shopping for shoes,
But you would rather get a job,
And start becoming something new.
No one told you,
That when you would turn seventeen,
You would realize sixteen is so far away,
And feel stuck in between.
You would have your job and your best friend,
And all the shoes you ever could want,
But it would not seem like enough,
And your body you would not really flaunt.
No one told you,
That when another year would go by,
That you would still feel like a teenager,
And you would not know what to do with your life.
High school would finally be over,
And yet you would miss it so much,
Your best friend would have moved away,
And you would feel like you have lost your touch.
No one told you,
That when you would turn nineteen,
You would be shopping for furniture,
For your best friend that had moved away.
And that he would come back into town,
Deciding he was not gay,
And wanted you to be down,
For getting married one day.
No one told you,
That when life gets a little uncontrollable ,
The most unexpected happens,
And you would find it unavoidable.
No one told you,
And I am sure you are thinking that I am right,
That when you were a teenager,
You felt like life was so “tight!”
And other times it was not so great,
Even when you partied ‘til you yacked,
And when you lost your virginity,
It was with the guy that did not want you back.
And when you did drugs for the first time,
You snuck out of your house,
And fell asleep after the high,
And your parents found out.
No one told you,
All those things you thought you would never do,
And all those things they say you would not,
Even though you thought you ought to.
No one told you,
About the tears that you would cry,
And the times you would laugh so hard,
That you would pee yourself and lie.
And all the classes you would skip,
To get things you did not need,
And that you would drive your car into a ditch,
Man, don't you wish you had not done it?
But if you had not,
You would not be who you are,
And you are happy they did not tell you,
And you are happy your wish on a star,
Did not come true.
All because no one told you.
\,,/ xx
Simpsons Quotes.
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
Lisa: "Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?"
Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness."
~The Simpsons
Lisa: "Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?"
Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness."
~The Simpsons
[R]omance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Lisa Simpson
Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Lisa
You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Marge Simpson
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
Here's to alcohol, the cause of - and solution to - all life's problems. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine! ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say, "Yo Goober! Where's the meat?" I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
The problem in the world today is communication. Too much communication. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
He only salutes the flag with one finger. ~The Simpsons, about Bart Simpson
Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless. ~The Simpsons, spoken by television announcer
Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Lisa
You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Marge Simpson
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
Here's to alcohol, the cause of - and solution to - all life's problems. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine! ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say, "Yo Goober! Where's the meat?" I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
The problem in the world today is communication. Too much communication. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
He only salutes the flag with one finger. ~The Simpsons, about Bart Simpson
Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. ~The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless. ~The Simpsons, spoken by television announcer
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